tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58942075029936600722024-03-14T05:14:44.343+01:00Les fulgurances de Maître HaÀ l’instar de Socrate, du Bouddha ou de Jésus, le révérend Dom Toufik H’Diard, OBE dit « Maître Ha » dispense son enseignement par voix orale avec générosité mais sans se préoccuper de le coucher par écrit pour le bénéfice du plus grand nombre et des générations futures. C’est donc à ses disciples qu’incombe l’humble tâche de recueillir avec piété les fruits de sa pensée puissante et de les partager avec tous les hommes de bonne volonté.Ernesto Palsacapahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05128099073628894800noreply@blogger.comBlogger67125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894207502993660072.post-65013881440173424322023-12-03T13:44:00.000+01:002023-12-03T13:44:02.283+01:00La tentation de l'exotisme<p style="text-align: center;"> On se demande ce qu'il y a dans la tête de Ma<span style="text-align: center;">ître Ha :</span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">«</span></i><span style="font-family: "cambria";"><i> J'ai souvent l'impression d'être une déesse égyptienne.</i></span><i><span style="font-family: "cambria";"> </span></i><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">» </span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><i></i></div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrKcG35KQ7Nmkuwn7guR6EYUWzKpL_7Ac4arIB4Xy7mlWLVLkdzogJrwcol5xPQHOXULZiGL_pqZXpV97bXPpfkSltMBtscH_zKKXjnNOh-A283FeyNkuUmFflW6xT8o1YuMVrPEYsPIQs1ByN7tbSgiFFH3kYqjv5vya2-AcL6gwKZS7a5BPthhgE-AM/s280/a05b.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="280" data-original-width="119" height="280" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrKcG35KQ7Nmkuwn7guR6EYUWzKpL_7Ac4arIB4Xy7mlWLVLkdzogJrwcol5xPQHOXULZiGL_pqZXpV97bXPpfkSltMBtscH_zKKXjnNOh-A283FeyNkuUmFflW6xT8o1YuMVrPEYsPIQs1ByN7tbSgiFFH3kYqjv5vya2-AcL6gwKZS7a5BPthhgE-AM/s1600/a05b.gif" width="119" /></a></div><br />Ernesto Palsacapahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05128099073628894800noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894207502993660072.post-88696482288535332912023-09-04T11:15:00.003+02:002023-09-04T11:15:44.262+02:00Pensée charcutière<p style="text-align: center;"> Les blagues cochonnes de Ma<span style="text-align: center;">ître Ha:</span></p><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">«</span></i><span style="font-family: "cambria";"><i> Moi, l'altruisme,<br /></i></span></div><i><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria";">je laisse ça aux porcs. </span></i><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">» </span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhlpnCVQ-Ze0yAb33dJmUMdtNyhNyirpx835XaasazKNCLM9six2pxsnr0vQ80Q94c9j8y8qUCGwea5kJK0SanpMODpWFE7LApqYnGO41yocNg0KxEx5E8-OF3QNTbOAQe56_50u-dJ-kcte7lK2X2ab5gZPS575_LaXReeTI16oAQ1f0WbowE9oD1KUE/s1440/108603823.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="810" data-original-width="1440" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhlpnCVQ-Ze0yAb33dJmUMdtNyhNyirpx835XaasazKNCLM9six2pxsnr0vQ80Q94c9j8y8qUCGwea5kJK0SanpMODpWFE7LApqYnGO41yocNg0KxEx5E8-OF3QNTbOAQe56_50u-dJ-kcte7lK2X2ab5gZPS575_LaXReeTI16oAQ1f0WbowE9oD1KUE/s320/108603823.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span></i></div></i></div>Ernesto Palsacapahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05128099073628894800noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894207502993660072.post-15408000449264055262022-11-10T09:57:00.003+01:002022-11-10T09:57:45.641+01:00Politique-fiction<p style="text-align: center;"> Votez <span style="text-align: center;">Maître Ha !</span></p><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">«</span></i><span style="font-family: "cambria";"><i> Je suis pour un parti régional-socialiste :</i></span></div><i><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria";">le bon sens près de chez vous qui dure 1000 ans. </span></i><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">» </span></i></div></i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJSa1ugHgqvwAAmbqIFHeLdNXKw_9YGmarG2A7Jc8el6O6rTWMQLkevaqkR3HrgbzDAa3147kXsFQDc8ZiB9C8YgagpmcFUFT6NRx3d_ZwUidqyr1dmrJJEV4zGDNilqH5FuqnE5oUE_WmF3q_zUxY6-umNdacq80bIopNQYEeT7dugEtrCsPV4YCi/s400/s-l400.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="400" data-original-width="268" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJSa1ugHgqvwAAmbqIFHeLdNXKw_9YGmarG2A7Jc8el6O6rTWMQLkevaqkR3HrgbzDAa3147kXsFQDc8ZiB9C8YgagpmcFUFT6NRx3d_ZwUidqyr1dmrJJEV4zGDNilqH5FuqnE5oUE_WmF3q_zUxY6-umNdacq80bIopNQYEeT7dugEtrCsPV4YCi/s320/s-l400.jpeg" width="214" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span></i></div>Ernesto Palsacapahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05128099073628894800noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894207502993660072.post-27095786150374474662022-10-25T18:00:00.001+02:002022-10-25T18:00:11.747+02:00Et bing !<p style="text-align: center;"> En fait, <span>Maitre Ha est génial </span>:</p><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">«</span></i><span style="font-family: "cambria";"><i> </i></span><i><span style="font-family: "cambria";">Aux écolos, l'art entarté,<br />aux nazis, l'entartete Kunst. </span></i><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">» </span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;"><br /><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVEkxpn5UyfU1MN1soW9xUAmAHek1967OBTh5p01R0665EpAyNvJkKnffqZuCFBica6SMcmB1JiL_v5vR-4OXT-UeHoZ7x-uy9X9vzs6yaw55xkLk3DzfSAXZXGHAyKA_2gYzfDAonzL1UbUvKiyjuQb6m00NW1ZtrxOt-eKqVWLNGirZhOoS6b6Lm/s300/index.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="168" data-original-width="300" height="168" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVEkxpn5UyfU1MN1soW9xUAmAHek1967OBTh5p01R0665EpAyNvJkKnffqZuCFBica6SMcmB1JiL_v5vR-4OXT-UeHoZ7x-uy9X9vzs6yaw55xkLk3DzfSAXZXGHAyKA_2gYzfDAonzL1UbUvKiyjuQb6m00NW1ZtrxOt-eKqVWLNGirZhOoS6b6Lm/s1600/index.jpeg" width="300" /></a></div><br /></i></div>Ernesto Palsacapahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05128099073628894800noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894207502993660072.post-74256179810432879322022-03-07T12:55:00.003+01:002022-03-07T12:55:40.301+01:00La rime n'est pas riche, mais la richesse ne fait pas le bonheur<p style="text-align: center;"> <span>Maitre Ha connait la force des slogans simples </span>:</p><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">«</span></i><span style="font-family: "cambria";"><i> </i></span><i><span style="font-family: "cambria";">Non au détox,<br />oui au botox. </span></i><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">» </span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjp_Yutuoe17xG44PMNFI-hvONI1y3dR-hjmVN2oaN_SDsid25W1b1U04-aVBq1quj0K4hU7OB4PNvqir0Sx5eqYFNA2iGO1eGg8D99-Tn_5lGNILzN2KcduxHkRGVNvw4GCjTl7KTiFO4qRsJRvb-8sQfUf6-dQ-nirLIi25opY4oY0g2sNdZV6FHg=s900" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="900" data-original-width="444" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjp_Yutuoe17xG44PMNFI-hvONI1y3dR-hjmVN2oaN_SDsid25W1b1U04-aVBq1quj0K4hU7OB4PNvqir0Sx5eqYFNA2iGO1eGg8D99-Tn_5lGNILzN2KcduxHkRGVNvw4GCjTl7KTiFO4qRsJRvb-8sQfUf6-dQ-nirLIi25opY4oY0g2sNdZV6FHg=s320" width="158" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span></i></div>Ernesto Palsacapahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05128099073628894800noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894207502993660072.post-30105783515878323692021-10-05T16:08:00.006+02:002021-10-05T16:08:46.209+02:00... et la politique, c'est comme l'andouillette...<p style="text-align: center;"> Politiquement<span>, Maitre Ha fait bouger les lignes </span>:</p><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">«</span></i><span style="font-family: "cambria";"><i> </i></span><i><span style="font-family: "cambria";">Les nazis, c'est comme les juifs :<br />y'en a des bien. </span></i><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">» </span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1P9YVElx590/YVxbvBbo7cI/AAAAAAAAA4o/irRD0AxTj3UZnabSw5cm6yyd2sg15F3CwCLcBGAsYHQ/s630/zem.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="508" data-original-width="630" height="258" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1P9YVElx590/YVxbvBbo7cI/AAAAAAAAA4o/irRD0AxTj3UZnabSw5cm6yyd2sg15F3CwCLcBGAsYHQ/s320/zem.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span></i></div>Ernesto Palsacapahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05128099073628894800noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894207502993660072.post-60922491366734068542021-09-21T14:37:00.001+02:002021-09-21T14:37:26.235+02:00It makes sense...<p> </p><div style="text-align: center;"><span>Parfois, Maitre Ha est moins bête qu'il en a l'air, mais pas toujours </span>:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">«</span></i><span style="font-family: "cambria";"><i> </i></span><i><span style="font-family: "cambria";">Quand on est grand et qu'on n'est pas souple,<br />on est hétérosexuel. </span></i><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">» </span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hw7peEsGAi4/YUnRsKdH4mI/AAAAAAAAA38/4hOIIeZNhwIIv-57jwj2H1AVQAPEyQ2XgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1280/glace.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="720" data-original-width="1280" height="180" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hw7peEsGAi4/YUnRsKdH4mI/AAAAAAAAA38/4hOIIeZNhwIIv-57jwj2H1AVQAPEyQ2XgCLcBGAsYHQ/s320/glace.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span></i></div>Ernesto Palsacapahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05128099073628894800noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894207502993660072.post-87833344154737317632021-09-15T12:30:00.003+02:002021-09-15T12:30:46.934+02:00Allitération n'est pas raison<p> </p><div style="text-align: center;"><span>Maitre Ha est bien poète, des fois </span>:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">«</span></i><span style="font-family: "cambria";"><i> </i></span><i><span style="font-family: "cambria";">Le tigre feule, la foule s'affole<br />les autres s'enfilent. </span></i><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">» </span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0FIwcGHj4V8/YUHK7UQL0LI/AAAAAAAAA30/BamdrfUKqmIH6dPrhLaLL2ZLzpaqlWgDQCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/8bbae527a64c8f1a541bfaae56f2669a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1544" height="320" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0FIwcGHj4V8/YUHK7UQL0LI/AAAAAAAAA30/BamdrfUKqmIH6dPrhLaLL2ZLzpaqlWgDQCLcBGAsYHQ/s320/8bbae527a64c8f1a541bfaae56f2669a.jpg" width="241" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span></i></div>Ernesto Palsacapahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05128099073628894800noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894207502993660072.post-22147873717567935652021-07-20T10:59:00.000+02:002021-07-20T10:59:06.483+02:00Le gras, c'est la vie<p> </p><div style="text-align: center;"><span>Maitre Ha est aussi nutritionniste, à ses heures </span>:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">«</span></i><span style="font-family: "cambria";"><i> </i></span><i><span style="font-family: "cambria";">Les aliments légers<br />encombrent le ventre en pure perte. </span></i><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">» </span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-q__g_6nyZT8/YPaQBSqTpbI/AAAAAAAAA3c/__U--xHrGZgccNNjyrYk0LD3q_idsQxogCLcBGAsYHQ/s880/disfraz-de-roll-de-sushi-para-hombre-159818.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="800" data-original-width="880" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-q__g_6nyZT8/YPaQBSqTpbI/AAAAAAAAA3c/__U--xHrGZgccNNjyrYk0LD3q_idsQxogCLcBGAsYHQ/s320/disfraz-de-roll-de-sushi-para-hombre-159818.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /></div>Ernesto Palsacapahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05128099073628894800noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894207502993660072.post-15702413598400997632021-07-06T13:06:00.002+02:002021-07-06T13:06:11.979+02:00Too big to fail<p> </p><div style="text-align: center;"><span>Sexe et politique sont les deux mamelles de Maitre Ha </span>:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">«</span></i><span style="font-family: "cambria";"><i> </i></span><i>Ma bite est comme l’État :</i><i><span style="font-family: "cambria";"><br />elle ne peut pas tout</span><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">. » </span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bMVpzj4iLjc/YOQ4wy51NEI/AAAAAAAAA3Q/QppiPZTF-ocoVbjh8FA6Hr6ZbZ2CSyWbACLcBGAsYHQ/s678/deepstate-678x381-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="381" data-original-width="678" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bMVpzj4iLjc/YOQ4wy51NEI/AAAAAAAAA3Q/QppiPZTF-ocoVbjh8FA6Hr6ZbZ2CSyWbACLcBGAsYHQ/s320/deepstate-678x381-1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /> </span></i><br /></div>Ernesto Palsacapahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05128099073628894800noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894207502993660072.post-27963881902771997822020-11-21T10:03:00.000+01:002020-11-21T10:03:00.721+01:00Pour Maître Ha, tout est sexuel<div style="text-align: center;"><span>Maitre Ha en temps de pandémie</span><span style="font-family: "cambria";"> </span>:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">«</span></i><span style="font-family: "cambria";"><i> </i></span><i>Le télétravail, c'est comme le sexe :</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria";">c'est nul, mais on adore ça</span><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">. » </span></i><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cIcFUrRW9mY/X7jXul-xUDI/AAAAAAAAA0w/Ro51E1Gel_ISJeNhZrYnQppeB4v81gjIgCLcBGAsYHQ/s458/calecon-americain-raye.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="458" data-original-width="458" height="320" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cIcFUrRW9mY/X7jXul-xUDI/AAAAAAAAA0w/Ro51E1Gel_ISJeNhZrYnQppeB4v81gjIgCLcBGAsYHQ/s320/calecon-americain-raye.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><br /></span></i></div>Ernesto Palsacapahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05128099073628894800noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894207502993660072.post-36668151596457971152020-01-08T16:08:00.001+01:002020-01-08T16:08:47.555+01:00La quinzaine du clitoris, épisode 10 (fin)<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "cambria";">Argumentum ad nauseam </span>:</div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "cambria";">comme le clitoris</span><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">. » </span></i><br />
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Ernesto Palsacapahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05128099073628894800noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894207502993660072.post-6869381790461522192019-12-02T15:09:00.002+01:002019-12-05T11:32:23.373+01:00La quinzaine du clitoris, épisode 7<div style="text-align: center;">
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<i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">«</span> <span style="font-family: "cambria";">En matière de clitoris comme de champagne</span><span style="font-family: "cambria";">,<br />les goûts ont évolué avec le temps.</span><span style="font-family: "cambria";"> </span><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">» </span></i><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">«</span> <span style="font-family: "cambria";">Il y a 4 000 ans, la nature a inventé le clitoris</span><span style="font-family: "cambria";">,<br />en pensant à moi.</span><span style="font-family: "cambria";"> </span><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">» </span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">«</span> <span style="font-family: "cambria";">Si le clitoris existait</span><span style="font-family: "cambria";">,<br />j'en aurais un.</span><span style="font-family: "cambria";"> </span><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">» </span></i><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">«</span> <span style="font-family: "cambria";">C'est con d'inventer l'excision</span><span style="font-family: "cambria";">,<br />vu que le clitoris n'existe pas.</span><span style="font-family: "cambria";"> </span><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">» </span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">«</span> <span style="font-family: "cambria";">Le clitoris</span><span style="font-family: "cambria";"> n'existe pas,<br />tant que je ne suis pas là.</span><span style="font-family: "cambria";"> </span><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">» </span></i><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">«</span> <span style="font-family: "cambria";">J'aime bien parler des choses qui n'existent pas,<br />Dieu... le clitoris...</span><span style="font-family: "cambria";"> </span><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">» </span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">«</span> <span style="font-family: "cambria";">La proctologie,<br />c'est de la géologie en temps réel</span><span style="font-family: "cambria";">. </span><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">» </span></i><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">«</span> <span style="font-family: "cambria";">Finalement, l'émancipation des femmes<br />a permis de doubler le nombre de connards</span><span style="font-family: "cambria";">. </span><span style="font-family: "cambria"; font-size: 12pt;">» </span></i></div>
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